Do I Want A Sonic Maximizer?

I'm thinking about it. I'm not entirely sure what it does aside from making my guitar sound awesome.

I'm thinking that this is a commonly undefined or understood effect, and I have proof from a review on www.sweetwater.com, from a guy who actually owns the pedal and STILL can't explain what it does:

“This pedal is an instant tone machine. The only way I can explain it is the difference of being punched in the face (using the pedal at the end of your effects chain) or being slapped by a 10-year old girl (not having this pedal).”